Why would babies rather chew on dried up leaves and bugs and paper than sweet little colorful chew toys?
Why do they develop the "pulling up" instinct before they develop common sense?
Why do they have blow-out diapers only when they are wearing white?
Why do people insist on screaming, "look at those legs!" every time they see my daughter?
Why do kids love to pick their nose but scream when us mommies get anywhere near it?
Why do they put on shows all day long, but then duck their heads and refuse to even say hello when they finally get an audience?
Why, whenever I say to myself, "what should I wear today?" does my daughter always suggest my wedding dress?
Why do they take such comfort from a ratty old blanket?
Why do they talk about seeing their buddies all morning and then ignore them when we meet up?
Why will they eat their peas one day, and the next day insist they are yucky?
Why do they love princesses so very much?