Monday, July 28, 2008

Middle aged

Well, so I'm 32 today. Jeff and I decided this can only mean one thing: it's time for my mid-life crisis. I haven't actually chosen how I am going to express this, yet.
Here are my options:
  • date someone several years my junior. (However, this one won't work. I AM married, after all.)
  • bleach my hair
  • go back to shopping in the juniors section
  • get really into top 40 music (but of course, be a couple of months behind...)
  • find some teens to hang with and prompt them to say I am way cooler than most 32 yr olds
  • buy a sports car (don't ask me where I will put the 3 car seats)
  • laugh just a little bit louder

Surely one of these will help me reclaim my youth.

If not, there's always "over-tanning" ...

20 comments:

Polly said...

You could totally pull off bleached hair! Another option for you...texting faster than you can talk!

Julie and Chris said...

Happy Birthday Danna!!

Stacy said...

Hey.. you are in good company! Happy Birthday!

Kelly said...

You're just lucky that you could FIT into the junior section! Happy Birthday!

Amy Barrett said...

I like the texting comment from Polly!

Happy birthday Danna!!! Ban-Danna!

Brian, Jamie, Molly & Sarah said...

I think I am voting for texting faster than you can talk AND laugh lounder and talking during movies at the theater! Oh, the over 30 crowd, we are still "cool". Well, maybe ONLY in our over 30 crowd!

Kathryn said...

Happy birthday!

Kristen OQ said...

Happy Birthday -- my big 32 birthday is tomorrow. And I already bleach my hair...

Enjoy your special day!

Kim said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my funny blogger friend!! Hope it was a good one-may this be your best year yet~
Kim

Heather said...

Happy Birthday!! You are now an official member of the 32er club. We do use bleach products in our hair, and sometimes laugh louder than anyone around you.

EB said...

You are too funny! I know many who fit into those categories!!! You are hilarious!!

Sandi said...

Happy Birthday!

If you can still wear something in the junior section, I'm going to shoot myself.

Amy Griffin said...

Do all of them! Hope it was a great one.

Jenny said...

Maybe you should celebrate with a tattoo!

Jill said...

Ooohhh, I like what Jenny said! I think you should celebrate with a tattoo! hahaha

Holly said...

Oh to be 32 again...ha! I hope your birthday is wonderful. I would definitely go with the bleached hair and tatoo. Don't forget a couple of additional body piercings...

Chandra said...

Happy birthday. And I say you can never be too rich or too tan.

(I don't really say that.)

Jenna said...

I'm 23, and I really do think you are cooler than most 32 year-olds.

Gina Savage said...

I say we take a girls trip somewhere when Jenny is up to it. I have to admit I thought about tanning the other day. Happy Birthday!!!
Hugs!

Wendy said...

Hope you had a good birthday! I'm 32 & I still shop in the juniors occasionally, usually just for jeans 'cause they're the only ones that fit right!