It all started when Maddie was first born. For some reason, Sophie started calling her "Maddie Poops". As in, "hey, whatcha doin, Maddie Poops?" Finally she quit doing that only to get another baby sister whom she calls, that's right, Eliza Poops. We're so used to her calling her that, that we've started it up also. Only, and this is the sad part, we tend to shorten it. So, long story short, we have a lovely daughter that goes by the name of Poops. That's bad, isn't it?