So, there I was at the Wal-mart ...
I'd put the kids to bed, grabbed my grocery list, and now there I was.
Lookin' at the toothpaste.
And then ...
my pupils dilated
my body went numb
and I found myself on the Christmas aisle.
Didn't seem to matter that what they had out was hideous and tacky. (no offense Wal-mart Christmas decoration designers)
It just sucks me in. Can't explain it.
I was this close to buying a Disney princess commemorative ornament.