We were driving home from school today, and Eliza got out her Bible (it was in the car).
What follows is a word for word conversation between E and Caroline Box. (I couldn't make this up. Ok, maybe if I was high or something.....)
E - I am going to read to you from Exodus.
C - Oh, no! Not Exodus! I want to hear the story of Caroline.
E - you mean the sleepover with Jesus?
C - yes, where my dad said I couldn't have a sleepover with Jesus and so I sneaked out of my house and came to your house with my blanket.
E - was that when I turned green and had to borrow Jesus' phone?
C - I think. I remember you making lots of phone-calls.
E - Caroline, do you think God is hairy? I think he's a hairy God.